Brian
Top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us
With your effortlessness
We're grateful so strangely comforted

And I wonder
Are you putting us under
Cause we can't take our eyes
Off the t shirt and ties combination
Well see you later, innovator...

Some want to kiss some want to kick you
There's not a net you couldn't slip through
Or at least that's the impression I get
Cause you're smooth and you're wet
And she's not aware yet
But she's yours

She'll be saying use me
Show me the jacuzzi
I imagine that it's there on a plate
You're whole rendezvous rate
Means that you'll never be frightened
To make them wait for a while
I doubt it's you're style
Not to get what you set
Out to acquire the eyes are on fire
You are the unforecasted storm
Hup...

(Brian)
Calm, collected and commanding
(Top marks for not trying)
You leave the other stories standing
With your renditions and jokes
Bet there's hundreds of blokes
That have wept cause you've stolen their

Thunder
Are you putting us under
Cause we can't take our eyes
Off the t shirt and ties combination

Well see you later innovator...