Uh-oh

Hey, Dr. Yen
Chain smokin', chinese symptom marryin'
Dot my back with pins
Connect the wires and plug me in
Oh, uh-oh

Hey, Love Master Z
Sexy online psychic overseas
When my bank card clears
Tell me things I wanna hear

Yeah, yeah!

I might be dyin but maybe I got too much time
I can't stop my mind it's running wild
And these false teeth and these plastic knees
That go squeak squeak squeak from the porch to the street

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey Dr. Jack!
Bend me like a professional til I crack
Pop my joints and bones
Beat me up and send me home

Hey!

I got too much time
Maybe then I might be dyin'
You got to help me foreign doctor
You got to help me fallin', fallin'!

Hey, Dr. Yang