Tread slowly from the car to the spa
Like a weary war torn refugee
Crossing the border with your starving child
It's a struggle just to get to Shiatsu

Present the waitress with your allergy card
And tell her all of your problems
Leave no tip at all

Down to the shoe store with your friends
Speculate who might be fucking the guru

Rock on, rock on with your fashionable frown
Rock on, rock on spread the love around
Rock on, rock on with the fashionable frown
Spread the love around

Or do you remember how we managed before?
We could afford regular nervous breakdowns
Or before the Anthropologie store
Was erected on Indian burial ground?

So, really, don't you see a little bit of yourself in the bathroom attendant that you just scowled at?
Or the child who's hiding inside, as you wipe the smile off your teenage barista?

Rock on, rock on with your fashionable frown
Rock on, rock on spread the love around
Rock on, rock on with the fashionable frown
Spread the love around
Spread the love around
Alright

You're gonna be alright, baby
You're gonna be alright, baby

Floating back from the spa to the car
State of bliss, and it wasn't the steam room
Sometimes life's not so bad
Now we know who's been fucking the guru

Rock on, rock on with the fashionable frown
Rock on, rock on spread the love around
Rock on, rock on with the fashionable frown
Spread the love around
Smile for us now
Do it upside down