I'm not some come on strong romeo cowboy
no i'm not that type
without a little help
i probably have two left feet
but you're not gonna let that happen tonight
turn up that jukebox, set me at the bar
i promise her the moon
you throw in the stars

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whiskey do my talkin'
say all the things i can't
here's to you my hundred proof friend
go on and so your thing
she's just a line away from falling
going wild and honky tonking
whiskey do my talkin'

if i met her on the street
in the broad day light
i couldn't bring myself to speak, or get a word out right
but you put me in a bar room you put a drink in my hand
i'm a cool, calm, and collected
silver tongue ladies' man

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oooh I
tell her all the things i can
heres to you my hundred proof friend
go on and do your thing
yeah, she's just a line away from fallin
goin wild and honkey tonking
hey

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ooh I