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A Guinness and peanut
Me put inna me blender
Me a di champion
Fi all contender
And if she wanna be a
Fan club member
I'm gonna give her
Something to remember

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All girls
Say dem wah fi know
What kinda tings turn me on
Say dem wah fi know
What part of Kingston me born
Say dem wah fi know
The bling blings me have on
Say dem wah fi know
What kinda tings pop me corn
Real Rasta man to come
And sprinkle di lawn
And give her di cabin stabbing dem
From evenings to dawn
Well all of the feminine
Gender mi warn
Take you like a tidal

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She need some strong backative
To keep her genitals warm
Position herself
Fi di show man perform
Guinness and peanut
It works like a charm
Professional works
And di show must go on
Somebody please ring di
Phat gyal alarm
Dem gyal yah so phat
Ah mus' e' phat gyal farm
Start separating the flowers
From the thorns
And all a di queens
From di pawns

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To how dem love me bad
a mus' e' bling me a bling
To how dem love me bad
a mus' di wine man a fling
To how dem love me bad
a mus' e' true man a king
To how dem love me bad
a mus' di tune man a sing
well how dem fight we so
a true dem nah get no wine
well how dem fight we so
a true dem nah get me time
dem can't get a nickel
dem can't get a dime
dem can't get nuh.

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