(Dr. West:) Morning, Marshall.
(Eminem:) Morning, doc.
(Dr. West:) So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?
(Eminem:) Anxious.
(Dr. West:) Anxiety?
(Eminem:) Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous.
(Dr. West:) Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now. Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this. You found a sponsor yet?
(Eminem:) Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back
(Dr. West:) Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don't, you don't.
(Eminem:) Well, yeah, I mean I godda start going to meetings first and... Wait, what?
(Dr. West:) Well, you don't absolutely have to go to meetings and it's not like like a requirement that they fit into your shedule, we know you're a busy person.
(Eminem:) But I thought variety was the most important thing?
(Dr. West:) So what else are you thinking?
(Eminem:) Um, well, I know I godda start practising the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being able to apply them.
(Dr. West:) Steps?
(Eminem:) Yeah, steps.
(Dr. West:) There's a lot of them, aren't there?
(Eminem:) Well, twelve.
(Dr. West:) Christ, I don't even know them all.
(Eminem:) Really?
(Dr. West:) Anything else?
(Eminem:) Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in a situation where maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that and I get tempted to?
(Dr. West:) Take a drink.
(Eminem:) What?
(Dr. West:) Take a drink and y'know, take the edge off.
(Eminem:) Take the edge off? Man, if I ever take a drink I already know what that's gonna lead me to.
(Dr. West:) What, you mean these? *shakes pills*
(Eminem:) Man, what the fuck!?
(Dr. West:) Marhsall, what's the matter, darling? Having some doubts already? Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall. We'll always be together, Marshall. Marshall?... Marshall!?
(Eminem:) No, no, no, no, NO!
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