(Guy:) Gotta a girl that I think I'm gon love forever and forever we'll be together together
(Guy 2:) Who that my nigga U rax?
(Guy:) No motherfuckin doubt. Who that my man Fuquan top of fifth?
(Guy 2:) What up baby?
(Guy:) Ain't nothin baby holdin it down out here blazin some of this Glenwood. I'm hungrier than a hostage dawg. I'm on my way to the store. Come with me real quick. Hey hey hey hey yo!
(Foreign guy:) What? All my money grippers.
(Guy:) Yeah it's me baby. What's goin on Ackman? You got any good cheese steaks?
(Foreign guy:) Ackman? My brother Ackman. My name is Raul.
(Guy:) Oh my fault Raul. What's up baby?
(Foreign guy:) No prob, let's go.
(Guy:) Let me get a two Philly cheese steaks salt pepper ketchup mayonnaise fried onions...
(Foreign guy:) Hold up man. What type of motherfuckin shit? What the fuck you orderin some shit?
(Guy:) That's a Philly cheese steak man.
(Foreign guy:) I don't know that part. You put garlic mayonnaise bell pepper.
(Guy:) Huh?
(Foreign guy:) And lettuce on a cheese steak.
(Guy:) No no you totally off now. Listen you don't know shit about Philly dawg.
(Foreign guy:) Listen no keep keep...
(Guy:) You don't know shit about 28th and Jefferson
(Guy 2:) Philly steaks man.
(Foreign guy:) I know that part my cousin stay that part.
(Guy:) 21st and Siegal.
(Foreign guy:) My uncle build buildings there.
(Guy:) 10th and Pappal.
(Foreign guy:) My stocks in the building there too.
(Guy:) Lehigh Avenue.
(Foreign guy:) I wear Levi's. You know I wear the Levi's.
(Guy:) I said Lehigh Avenue.
(Foreign guy:) You can't tell me where I am from. I'm from Philly.
(Guy:) You're not from Philly.
(Foreign guy:) Philly. And the Philly top of the line. No you get the fuck out and go find the AK
(Guy:) Oh there you go with that AK shit again. Alright listen baby. I'm a holla back at ya. Now what I'm sayin.
(Foreign guy:) Okay motherfucker. Money fret grip tight jeans.
(Guy 2:) This guy's not from Philly man.
(Foreign guy:) I'm from Philly.
(Guy:) No Philly where we from.
(Foreign guy:) No Philly is where I am from.
(Guy:) Remember that.
(Guy 2:) Remember that nigga. Fuck you and that cheese steak man.
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