(Guy:) Yo you know I just seen that new eve video, that thing on fire.

(Girl:) Who?

(Guy:) Eve! Bombshell. Yeah, Queen of Philadelphia.

(Girl:) (Raspberries) Yeah, right.

(Guy:) Awe c'mon man, I know you ain't hatin' on that young lady.

(Girl:) Oh no I ain't hatin' I mean, she's alright she ain't all that. But- she ain't like that.

(Guy:) She more than alright, she just got a Grammy- talking about she alright. She just got a Grammy.

(Girl:) I think that was all luck.

(Guy:) Awe, it's no luck- luck? This fucks me up. She got 4 million records, got all this shit poppin' movies and all that shit and you from Philly standing
here talking about it's luck. That's crazy, that's crazy. I don't know who you
feeling right now, but that's some crazy shit. All my niggas and all the chicks
I know back home say that she the shit. And all them cop her shit- I don't know what you talking about.

(Girl:) Do they ever see here, do she ever come to the hood? I don't never see her down town, down south street
(Guy:) Cuz she be busy, she got her shit poppin' You don't ever see her on South
street? She forever at Ishcabizzles. And it take 3 months and shit like that to
make movies, and 3 months albums, 3 months to tour, that's nine months outa your top hatin'

(Girl:)C'mon man! I ain't hatin. C'mon, I mean who she wanna be?

(Guy:) You all up here on this motherfucking corner with these motherfucking
baggy tights on, and your teeth all motherfucking yellow, sipping on some a
warm Sprit talking shit about her. She Crystal and caviar. What the fuck is you
talking about? You better stop with your 3 motherfucking extensions and 4
tracks.

(Girl:) Hold up, hold up.

(Guy:) Hold up what? What the fuck?

(Girl:) I know you ain't just come at me like that!

(Guy:) Yeah, cuz you coming at her like that!

(Girl:) I'm from the fucking hood! You fucking nappy head! Smoking cigarettes,
buying lucies from the Chinese store. You broke ass bitch. Your fucking limp
ass Tims. C'mon now!

(Guy:) Awe ain't this a motherfucker.

(Girl:) I'm fucking hood! Eve don't even know you, nigga!

(Guy:) Yeah I know you hood, you rusty nipple ring having ass motherfucker! Your rusty ass nipple ring, and your navel navel ring, what the fuck is you talking about?