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Dane Cook » Turn On's Slash Turn Off's
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There's certain things in a person that turn you on. They're called turn-on's. Teeth. I love a girl with nice teeth. If you have a nice set of teeth, that's a turn-on for me. If you open your lips and it's like "fchank fchank fchank", if it's like a booby trap - I don't like when you open your mouth and it's like a battle of epic proportions goin' on and your teeth are all screamin' at each other. "I'm a molar, wisdom tooth, get the fuck out of my gums!" "Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside, past the lips. I enjoy a nice sea brezze from time to time." "Ahh! I'm the crazy yellow tooth that looks like corn! Don't brush me! Don't brush me! I have an imagine to uphold. Don't brush me, I'm yellow. I'm a yellow fang." Turn-on's. Then there's something called turn-off's and those are things that turn you off. If you were a droid, "uhnneww", you'd be turned off. Like right off the bat, number one thing I don't like: I don't like a stinky pussy. It's a turn-off. I don't appreciate that. Ladies, I'm sure you don't like a funky sack. But then again, that'd be a great couple. "You have a stinky pussy!" "Smell my sack!" "Ugh!" "Huh?" Turn-on's slash turn-off's - that's what we're talking about right now.
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