It's too fast, it's too slow
It's too country, too rock and roll
It's too happy, to sad, to short, or it's way too long
Yeah and it's too bad they don't just

(Chorus:)
Play the song, play the song
Turn it up loud enough we all can sing along
And let the people decide if the music is right or it's wrong
Man it's a shame, instead of playing the game
Play the song, play the song

It's too Garth, too George Strait
Too right down the center, too left of the plate
The hook's too weak or the subject matter's way too strong whatever
Yeah and it's too bad they don't just

(chorus)

(Bridge:)
And it's too bad, if you ask me,
Our song's gotta be so darn P.C.
So DAMN P.C.

(chorus)

Play the song, play the song
Play the song, play the song
Play the song, play the song