Some people try to keep
Something alive
After it's gone
After it dies

They try all kinds of things
Like taking off rings
Swaping up keys
Seeing who swings

I'm happy to say you and I got no problem
Baby I just wanted you to know

I don't wanna have a threesome
I don't want you sleepin'
With nobody else
I don't wanna be a swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself

No sometimes at night
After the kids are in bed
I'm changing the channels
And you're surfing the web
I stumble on that show
With all of those ladies
Doing all of those things
Acting all crazy
I don't know how they manage to do all that damage
We barely have enough time to kiss

I don't wanna have a threesome
I don't want you sleepin'
With nobody else
I don't wanna be a swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself

I got enough spice
In this family life
I don't need an affair with a friend

I don't wanna have a threesome
Ever again

So I'll get away
You can slip away too
I'll meet you at three
Or then I'll meet you at two
We know just where to go
We know just what to do
It's perfect that way
Just me and you

I don't wanna have a threesome
I don't want you sleepin'
With nobody else
I don't wanna be a swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself

I got enough spice
In this family life
I don't need an affair with a friend

I don't wanna have a threesome
I don't wanna have a threesome
I don't wanna have a threesome
Ever again