(Spoken:)
My Fellow America, Good Evening. Tonight I Would Like To Finally Talk About, An Urgent Issue, Thats Been Near And Dear To My Heart Strings. Some Time Ago, Kanye West, Said That I Hate Black People. Nothing Could Be Farthest From The Truth. But Kanye, If Ya Want Beef, Ya Got Beef! Bring It In!

(Spoken, Beat Comes On:)
I Heard Yous Was Talkin Shit Boy!
I Hear Everything!
I Could Make Ya Disappear!
Hahahahaha!
Your Beatin 'round The Wrong Bush.
Read My Lips, I'll Kill You.

(Rap:)
You Dont Want It From The President, Hell Naw Kanye.
You Dont Want It From The President, Watch Me Spit My Flows.
Its George Dub (Yea), And Im Runnin Shit.
Kanye West Dont Know Who He Fuckin With. (Me!)
Run Up On Your Block Havin Your Crew Get To Duckin Quick.
Shit About To Blow Up Keep My Finger On The Button Bitch!
You Gotta Problem, Do Somethin Then.
No Bloodz No Cripz, Its The Fuckin Republicans!

(Spoken:)
Katrina Wasnt My Fault. I Didnt Even Know There Were Black Folks In New Orleans.
West Wing!

(Rap:)
You Dont Want It From The President, Hell Naw Kanye.
You Dont Want It From The President, Hell Naw Kanye.
You Dont Want It From The President, Mothafucka Stay Away!
Kanye We Dont Play, Kanye We Dont Play, Kanye We Dont Play.
Little West You Dont Really Want Beef,
Your A Whack Rapper, Im Commander In Chief!
Say I Dont Like Blacks But No One Believes Ya,
Cause Everybody Knows Im Squeezin Condoleezza.
I Hit It From The Back And I Rocked Her World,
Now Im Leavin Her Ass For A White Girl.

(Spoken:)
Yeah! I Aint No Lame Duck, Hahahaha! You Dont Say? Bring The Hook In!

(Rap:)
You Dont Want It From The President, Hell Naw Kanye.
You Dont Want It From The President, Hell Naw Kanye.
You Dont Want It From The President, Hell Naw Kanye.
You Dont Want It From The President, Mothafucka Stay Away.

(Spoken, "Kanye We Dont Play" In Background:)
Im Gon Smoke You Out!
And I Aint Sharin My Bitches.
Im From Crawford Bitch! Straight Out!
Dont Be A Hater Player.
Dont Make Me Call In Dick Cheney!
He Stay Strapped.
Ill Tap Your Phone Son!
Geroge W. Bush, Dirty South!
Watch Your Back Kanye!
Terror Alert Is Elevated!
Ahh!