They call this a community
I like to think of it as home
Arriving at the airport
I'm going at it alone
Ordering a boarding pass
Travelling in business class
This is the name of the game
I'm single bilingual
Single bilingual
I come to the community from U.K. p.l.c.
Arriving at my hotel there are faxes greeting me
Staying in a junior suite
so there's room to meet and greet
and after work explain how I feel
'Perdoneme me llamo Neil'
I'm single bilingual
Single bilingual

In Brussels
Bonn or Barcelona
I'm in demand and quite at home
there 'Adelante'
Through the door
'Un momento por favor'
This is what I get paid for
'Muchas gracias senor'

I'm a player in the continental game
with unlimited expenses to reclaim
Information's easy
Tapping at my PC
That is the frame of the game
I'm single bilingual
Single bilingual
I'm single bilingual
Single bilingual

Hay una discoteca por acqui?