You say you're hard
You're soft as lard
Think you're a man?
You're soft as flan
You think you're tough?
You're mallow fluff
You talk about
Whip the ruler out...so?

Did you measure up?
Did you measure up?
Did you measure up?
Get the ruler out!
(x4)

You say you're hard
You're soft as lard
Think you're a man?
Soft as flan
You think you're tough?
You're mallow fluff
You talk about
Get the ruler out...so?

Did you measure up?
Did you measure up?
Did you measure up?
Get the ruler out!
(x4)